Ok, for people who don't think that people on an open wheel forum will talk about live open wheel races, STOP READING RIGHT NOW!
It's no secret my distaste for Danica, and the reasons why (no, seriously get over yourself, it's not because she's a woman), but if I haven't said it lately, about 80% of the IRL field are complete hacks—including her teammates Marco and Conweasel.
This is like watching the ARCA dopes on a road course.
What are the odds the ABC/ESPN/Disney sideshow gets breathless following the progress of Simona di Silvestro who has driven her way to second place (currently)?