Can anyone verify the whereabouts of one Mike Rand and/or Bob Wright on Friday Oct 13, 2006? My exhaustive research has found that the "F2000 Pro Series" jet had a flight plan filed for a 6:07 am flight to .......Topeka KS. At the same time, a local farmer near the series headquarters reported the abduction of two goats, 4 rolls of bailer twine, and two tubs of axle grease?? Sources at the HPT report seeing the series rig parked outside the gates to the track poorly disquised as a mobile DUI processing center. Rumors abound about the capabilities of this trailer and the equipment therein. God knows, no one has ever seen the inside of it at a pro event. Speculation is that it is possible that communication lines could be blocked electronically therefore making the calls to the grid over the loudspeakers to go unheard. The technology exists to reset the time on the SCCA computers, moving up the start time. Another possibility is that Holy Topeka was a plant, cleverly inserted into this country decades ago just for this mission to spread misinformation and withhold important data. Also speculated is the ability to create supps on the fly to cover any transgressions that occur with a direct T1 line to Dave Gomberg's computer.
Why would the series stoop to this level you may ask? Entries,Entry fees damn it. They'll do anything to steal drivers from nationals. Got a Zetec, Pinto, old reynard, super vee, or thunder roadster. You can race with them. They intend to take over the racing world and will stop at nothing and sink to any level to accomplish their mission. They need to be stopped. They are dangerous. They are sick, despicable people.
I called their headquarters 4 minutes ago and threatened to go public with this and gave them an opportunity to refute this. They have not returned my call so I am releasing this story. Thank you and good day.
PS. I have just received a fax from a lawyer retained by the series. It contains a letter from Mike Rand's proctologist confirming that he is allergic to goats.
Instead of screaming about the situation, I wrote this. I hate what happened to Chas, Tim, Rick, etc. Plus, any chance I have to bust Rand's balls, I'll take.