Old guy..... WTF........Originally Posted by Cole Morgan
Old Guys- Matt McDonough
Don't worry Jesse - I'll bring a guy to WG that will do it for free......
Old guy..... WTF........Old Guys- Matt McDonough
Don't worry Jesse - I'll bring a guy to WG that will do it for free......
2006
2007
If you break his kneecaps how is he going to be able to show me his diff and ring gear after every session?
Whooaaa Guys Guys Guys, that was an apology. I was being really sincere. I don't want any of you guys that will be behind me at the start at The Glen to be mad at me. Maybe we can have this talk face to face at Watkins so you can see the sincerity and remorse on my face...
- Cole "Mach 1" Morgan
The All Star race last night reminded me...
In 2005, we called Cole, "Wrecker or Checker"
Then in he became more like "Blue Bayou" (apologies to Linda Ronstandt).
Get it? Blew-by-you.
Oh yeah, that line fell flat on Nascar last night too...
Hey, why am I the only one that made both lists?
Actually, Ive always considered dwarfs [the fairy tale kind] to be dimwitted. I like to think of myself as more of a hobbit.
Mark D
or maybe an Orc (A hobbit gone bad or was that an elf gone bad little rusty on my Tolkein)
Chas Finelli
I dont have a horse in this race but.... Best nickname should get something.Pass the hat get an entry fee coverd, what ever. Get Rand to select from the top 5 names.
(get some one to call up an old girl friend for a name, hey, you never know)
I should be 'best ever' that is what the ladies usually say.
At least they can't say 'that was fast'
Chas Finelli
Cole "45 minutes and still can't get the job done" Morgan.
After the 05 runoffs it was changed to 4.5 minutes...
Cole"Sanjaya" Morgan
Cole "diamond in the rough" Morgan
"Cole day in hell when you pass me" Morgan
"Lump of Cole" Morgan
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Boy, I really do hate the "Cole Day in Hell when you pass me" Morgan, if you guys were to pick that one it would really ruffle my feathers. Gosh I really hate that one soooo much.
Cole could bring a new racing term to popularity. The Cole"ostomy" thing could work. Since he can run from the back like a sandbagger would, he could coin the phrase "Fast as stink" while being the only Cole"ostomy" Bagger in the field. I liked Cole "in yer stocking" Morgan too...
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dont you mean cole "putts from the rough" morgan
Don't know the man, but can't believe no one's gone with (what I thought was) the obvious
"Cole Turkey" Morgan
(sorry!)
Maureen Harris
FF crew (Joby Graham)
BRILLIANT!!!
IN this age of racing marketing and hyper aware drivers, it seems as though we need to take some other things into account before donning the kid with a new nickname (wanted or not).
Unfortunately, www.coleturkey.com seems to be already owned, so that one is out.
However, we should jump on www.colethepole.com as well as www.coleostemy.com while we can.
(I'm just remembering your first few posts on this forum, Cole... it had to all come back to you eventually.
Cole "Miles ahead of Fast Matt" Morgan
And only because something else I was responding to (on a different site) prompted it:
"Cole-y Toledo" Morgan
Butch Kummer
2006, 2007, 2010 SARRC GTA Champion
While I can appreciate Maureens excellent input of "Cole Turkey",I can't believe none of his "friends" picked up on "I don't know the man", Maureen has the distinction of being the first person to refer to him as such,even if in error.
And to think I have pictures when he was a sweet innocent kid that people liked!
Love dad?
Yeah, how old is Cole now... what, like 13 or 14?
Last edited by dc; 06.01.07 at 7:51 AM.
18 going on 12
I think this is the longest thread hijack in the history of Apexspeed. Way to go Cole! Another for the record books.
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When I was driving in th SE SCCA regional series and SARRC and Cole was 8+ years old I used to get $ offers or beer if I would limit his time at other teams tents (ask Bonus,10/10th, st.clair how it is). The frog was there. To Quote John Belushi in "Blues Brothers"
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT'
Jim,
The problem was that we couldn't supply enough beer to keep him away. I'll bet his given name derived from the word Cole-usion, then he moved on to Cole-molition. Now that crash damage is to a minimumn "I hope" we search for the next fitting nickname. Could it be "KID COLEMANITE"?
Cole, "The Hat Pooper" Morgan....
Hey Hopple, I though we agreed on "What Happens in Sebring stays in Sebring"
"Colepolian Dynamite"?
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