Originally Posted by
JohnPaul
So I've said a bunch of times that I'm all busted up from years of being out on the track with motorcycles. I've crashed 100+ mphs a bunch times and although some were pretty bad I had them all beat today: I crashed my CRG DD2 kart into a tire wall (not fast maybe 30mphs) at PBIR today, the kart flipped and I went flying through the air a good 10-15' (no so bad right?) well, I smashed my nuts and Bolt so bad on the steering wheel when I was ejected that they are f*cking bruised!!I ripped the damn steering wheel off with my package... I'm not joking this is not normal pain like, I don't even feel the rest of the bruises on my body right now, it's the most uncomfortable pain I've felt, I hope it goes away fast!
oh, I had to clean out cuts on my balls with peroxide: note: never do this. ever.
Anyway, the reason I felt compelled to tell this story:
I'm lobbying for manditory wearing of cups while karting! (at least for me)
I'll be recovering on the couch tonight with: beer, TV, laptop and ice on my nuts! and my wife joking in the background.....she wouldn't be if she had nuts....